Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Did you fall from heaven? (Why?) Cause you look like an angel to me!
You look like Arizona. HOT!!!!
Are you from Maine? (No, why?) Cause you look like my "Maine" girl.
Do you like math? (Yeah, why?) Can I have your number then?
Do you have a library card? (Why?) Cause I wanna check you out!
Call me!
Friend me!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Do you wanna be an apple or a "pear"?
Is your father a thief? (No, why?) Cause you just stole my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet? I'd put U and I in front.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Wait stop. (Why?) Cause you need a card to enter my hotel of love.
By: Darla Wong, Jackie Pham, Michelle Yoon, and Audrey Van