Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Did you fall from heaven? (Why?) Cause you look like an angel to me!
You look like Arizona. HOT!!!!
Are you from Maine? (No, why?) Cause you look like my "Maine" girl.
Do you like math? (Yeah, why?) Can I have your number then?
Do you have a library card? (Why?) Cause I wanna check you out!
Call me!
Friend me!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Do you wanna be an apple or a "pear"?
Is your father a thief? (No, why?) Cause you just stole my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet? I'd put U and I in front.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Wait stop. (Why?) Cause you need a card to enter my hotel of love.
By: Darla Wong, Jackie Pham, Michelle Yoon, and Audrey Van

The Odd Story

One day, there was a little girl named Lee. She hated everyone, but no one hated her because she was as beautiful as a dead flower. For some odd, weird, unexplainable reason, everyone thought she was a pretty ugly person that smelled nice. Whenever she walked by someone, they would say, "AAAAAHHHHH. Who is that ugly... WOW!!! It smells sooo nice. I change my mind, she is a spoiled, little, good-smelling weirdo."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," is what Lee would always say when she got the same reaction from everyone that saw her. She was 13 years old when this all... ENDED.
THE END
By: Darla Wong

Addicted

Hi this is Darla Wong,
I am addicted. to e-mailing people. well technically spamming them.
just ask:
Jackie Pham (the other djdroid)
Audrey Van (former djdroid)
Michelle Yoon (former djdroid)
and Harry Haessner (former djdroid)
they all go 20 e-mails each, which makes a total to uhhh 80 e-mail in one day. maybe more!!!!!
give me your e-mail I'll spam you
Yours sincerely, (i think that's how you spell it)
Darla Wong

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