Did you fall from heaven? (Why?) Cause you look like an angel to me!
You look like Arizona. HOT!!!!
Are you from Maine? (No, why?) Cause you look like my "Maine" girl.
Do you like math? (Yeah, why?) Can I have your number then?
Do you have a library card? (Why?) Cause I wanna check you out!
Call me!
Friend me!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Do you wanna be an apple or a "pear"?
Is your father a thief? (No, why?) Cause you just stole my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet? I'd put U and I in front.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Wait stop. (Why?) Cause you need a card to enter my hotel of love.
By: Darla Wong, Jackie Pham, Michelle Yoon, and Audrey Van
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
The Odd Story
One day, there was a little girl named Lee. She hated everyone, but no one hated her because she was as beautiful as a dead flower. For some odd, weird, unexplainable reason, everyone thought she was a pretty ugly person that smelled nice. Whenever she walked by someone, they would say, "AAAAAHHHHH. Who is that ugly... WOW!!! It smells sooo nice. I change my mind, she is a spoiled, little, good-smelling weirdo."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," is what Lee would always say when she got the same reaction from everyone that saw her. She was 13 years old when this all... ENDED.
THE END
By: Darla Wong
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," is what Lee would always say when she got the same reaction from everyone that saw her. She was 13 years old when this all... ENDED.
THE END
By: Darla Wong
Monday, May 16, 2011
Addicted
Hi this is Darla Wong,
I am addicted. to e-mailing people. well technically spamming them.
just ask:
Jackie Pham (the other djdroid)
Audrey Van (former djdroid)
Michelle Yoon (former djdroid)
and Harry Haessner (former djdroid)
they all go 20 e-mails each, which makes a total to uhhh 80 e-mail in one day. maybe more!!!!!
give me your e-mail I'll spam you
Yours sincerely, (i think that's how you spell it)
Darla Wong
I am addicted. to e-mailing people. well technically spamming them.
just ask:
Jackie Pham (the other djdroid)
Audrey Van (former djdroid)
Michelle Yoon (former djdroid)
and Harry Haessner (former djdroid)
they all go 20 e-mails each, which makes a total to uhhh 80 e-mail in one day. maybe more!!!!!
give me your e-mail I'll spam you
Yours sincerely, (i think that's how you spell it)
Darla Wong
Monday, May 2, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
funny stories 5- A Day in Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
Monday, April 25, 2011
funny stories 4-A Son's Bad Dream
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
funny stories 3-CEO Party
A CEO takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you."
The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you."
The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!"
funny stories 2-The bomb and the pilot
3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then they met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.
funny stories 1- The newlyweds
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the
morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't
understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed. Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try. The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, woke his bride and without thinking, she immediately asks, "What on earth are
you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"
The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the
morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't
understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed. Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try. The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, woke his bride and without thinking, she immediately asks, "What on earth are
you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"
clubpenguin players
A new famous penguin has arrived MYTWIGGY some may be my friends but some may not so join clubpenguin at clubpenguin.com
mytwiggy is described as
1. wearing a music jam shirt,spy glasses,brown boots,a light green skin color,a red propeller hat and holding a rope. i will not change outfits
mytwiggy will be
1. at the OUTBACK server
2. in the FOREST and the TOWN and PLAZA
3. if the outback server is full then go on MUKLUK server
REMEMBER: i will always be on those servers no other server and always in those places. + I will only be on at 5-6:30 cause' i have school and dinner to worry bout' during the other hours only on at friday saturday and sunday i am free so dont worry about the weekdays
follow and comment below and tell me your name when u join CP bye bye thx
the randoms
mytwiggy is described as
1. wearing a music jam shirt,spy glasses,brown boots,a light green skin color,a red propeller hat and holding a rope. i will not change outfits
mytwiggy will be
1. at the OUTBACK server
2. in the FOREST and the TOWN and PLAZA
3. if the outback server is full then go on MUKLUK server
REMEMBER: i will always be on those servers no other server and always in those places. + I will only be on at 5-6:30 cause' i have school and dinner to worry bout' during the other hours only on at friday saturday and sunday i am free so dont worry about the weekdays
follow and comment below and tell me your name when u join CP bye bye thx
the randoms
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Rockhopper Tracker for Clubpenguin
People who play clubpenguin, copy paste this web here because every 2 or 3 months a special character, Rockhopper has come for some event. If u don't know what or who rockhopper is just do what this post says and comment below.
THX,
the weirdoms
BTW: here it is;
THX,
the weirdoms
BTW: here it is;
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Best Song Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB4N7N70yK4
Copy Paste the Link
It's the best song ever
Copy Paste the Link
It's the best song ever
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Cards Are Cool
Hi everybody, if you want to learn card tricks and shuffles, learn it from JAckie and Darla
BTW: jackie show tricks and darla shuffles
plz be a follower and leave comments below this post and we will get back to u
THX,
THE RANDOMS comment right here!!!!!
BTW: jackie show tricks and darla shuffles
plz be a follower and leave comments below this post and we will get back to u
THX,
THE RANDOMS comment right here!!!!!
Monday, March 21, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Name
Potato: What's your name?
Orange: Hungry.
Potato: What's your name?
Orange: Hungry.
Potato: What's your name?
Orange: For the third time. HUNGRY!!!!
Potato: Oh so your whining to me about you being hungry.
Orange: UGHHH!!! You don't get anything.
Potato: Get what??? What were we just talking about???????
Orange: Oh, just you being the greatest person in the world. (In sarcastic voice).
Potato: Oh, you are so nice.
Orange: Hungry.
Potato: What's your name?
Orange: Hungry.
Potato: What's your name?
Orange: For the third time. HUNGRY!!!!
Potato: Oh so your whining to me about you being hungry.
Orange: UGHHH!!! You don't get anything.
Potato: Get what??? What were we just talking about???????
Orange: Oh, just you being the greatest person in the world. (In sarcastic voice).
Potato: Oh, you are so nice.
The Napkin
Orange: Can I have a napkin?
Potato: You used my last one.
Orange: Can I have a napkin?
Potato: You used my last one.
Orange: Give me a napkin!!!!
Potato: Use your pants!!!
Orange: I don't want to.
Potato: Then use my pants. No, no , get AWAY from me. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Potato: You used my last one.
Orange: Can I have a napkin?
Potato: You used my last one.
Orange: Give me a napkin!!!!
Potato: Use your pants!!!
Orange: I don't want to.
Potato: Then use my pants. No, no , get AWAY from me. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
go 2 theses websites
electricsplasherz.blogspot.com musiclovar29.blogspot.com and the5musketeers.blogspot.com
Tragic Love Story (outline)
Beginning: Zoe has a boyfriend ,Marco, but has feelings for her Kindergarten friend Scott. She really wants to be with him, but doesn't want to hurt Marco by breaking up with him for no reason.
Middle: Zoe and Scott are walking on the track. Whenever they face they lean in, and almost kiss. Then, after five times looking at each other they face lean in, almost... Marco comes and says, "Ummm... Zoe you were about to kiss him. We are through." "YESSS!!!!,' says Zoe. "HUH???," Scott is confused.
END: Scott likes Zoe when he puzzles the pieces together from a week ago. When he approaches her though, he finds out that she has moved on from him. WHY??? Cause now she likes Scott's best friend Zachary. Every time Zoe gets flowers or chocolate from Scott... "Oh Zach. You shouldn't have." Zach would always be confused and just walk away.
This is just an idea for something that we might like make up. Please comment!! tell us if it's GOOD :)!!! da da da OR BAD:( dunh dunh dunhhhhh.
Middle: Zoe and Scott are walking on the track. Whenever they face they lean in, and almost kiss. Then, after five times looking at each other they face lean in, almost... Marco comes and says, "Ummm... Zoe you were about to kiss him. We are through." "YESSS!!!!,' says Zoe. "HUH???," Scott is confused.
END: Scott likes Zoe when he puzzles the pieces together from a week ago. When he approaches her though, he finds out that she has moved on from him. WHY??? Cause now she likes Scott's best friend Zachary. Every time Zoe gets flowers or chocolate from Scott... "Oh Zach. You shouldn't have." Zach would always be confused and just walk away.
This is just an idea for something that we might like make up. Please comment!! tell us if it's GOOD :)!!! da da da OR BAD:( dunh dunh dunhhhhh.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
what is up
wat is up people i just want to say wat is up cause i am soo bored what is up WHAT IS UP!! (in rap voice) yo yo yo yo yo yo yo what is up
Friday, February 25, 2011
FOLLOWERS
please we have 5 followers so far and would like to have more because it would b cool thats all ok bye plz tell lots of ur friends and tell them to tell their friends and keep telling bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
what do you want
hey people of the internet what do you want on our web we will take aything but, something bad is not aloud k now we randoms and people that work here can not write on this blog and our enemies the 5 musketeers we know who you are so do not put anything on it so plz to be kind DONT PUT ANYTHING ON!!!!! For everyone else put stuff on our web like a link, a web, or a name that is on youtube and well put it on if it is good.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
lets end this
Yea Darla is right, this website thing is getting way out of hand.
I agree alot and i am very dumb 2 do that i am going 2 delete the poll and do these website thingys just 4 fun
Thanks,
The Randoms
I agree alot and i am very dumb 2 do that i am going 2 delete the poll and do these website thingys just 4 fun
Thanks,
The Randoms
PLZ STOP THIS
Dear 5 Musketeers,
This is Darla and only Darla. This poll is not fun. What is the point of it anyways? PLZ STOP PLZ. It makes me sad that with this our friendship could fall apart with this stupid thing. What I want to know most is what started it anyway? PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ. DJDROIDS YOU TOO LET'S STOP THIS PLZ!
This is Darla and only Darla. This poll is not fun. What is the point of it anyways? PLZ STOP PLZ. It makes me sad that with this our friendship could fall apart with this stupid thing. What I want to know most is what started it anyway? PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ. DJDROIDS YOU TOO LET'S STOP THIS PLZ!
annoying enterntainment
These annoying videos r from u tube 4 ur enterntainment. ANNOYING ORANGE!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3WPKznFvfk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_qGMfbtAk
COPY AND PASTE
we will add more videos after we charge our computer
bye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3WPKznFvfk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_qGMfbtAk
COPY AND PASTE
we will add more videos after we charge our computer
bye
Monday, February 21, 2011
Ok, this is it!!!
We are having a competition between the 5 musketeers to see who's ideas are better. If you want, visit the website fivemusketeers.blogspot.com copy and paste. To vote which website is better, there is a poll survey over to the right hand side.
Thanks,
The Randoms
Thanks,
The Randoms
Saturday, February 19, 2011
We're SORRY
Dear Ali,
We're all sorry that we embarrassed you. We deleted the post and promise we won't do another one about you and an embarrassing moment. OR ANYONE! Please forgive us.
Darla, Jackie,and Harry.
P.S. PLEASE FORGIVE US!!
P.P.S We're really sorry about what we did.
We're all sorry that we embarrassed you. We deleted the post and promise we won't do another one about you and an embarrassing moment. OR ANYONE! Please forgive us.
Darla, Jackie,and Harry.
P.S. PLEASE FORGIVE US!!
P.P.S We're really sorry about what we did.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Parody
Fatstar
(In tune of Hannah Montana's Rockstar which sucks)
Sometimes I'll order more nachos at Taco Bell because I'm so hungry. Sometimes I'll eat all my noodles with my best friends at Teppan Restaurant. Guess I eat too much, overfill blowup, but I'm still hungry fill up my tummy. On the outside looking so fat, on the inside food is all that. I'm a pizza freak, I love chicken feet, my mom makes the best spaghetti. Three banana splits not enough, can't you see that I need poptart, I might even be a FATSTAR. (I might even be a FATSTAR.) Sometimes when I go to Macaroni Grill I want to eat the whole restaurant. Then I'll confess that there's something special about the food well what is it. Is it the chicken, is it the pasta, is it the shrimp, well I don't really care. As long as i get to eat, the food that contains meat. I'm a pizza freak, I love chicken feet, My mom makes the best spaghetti. Three banana splits not enough, can't you see that I need potart. Imight even be a FATSTAR. (I might even be a FATSTAR.)
(In tune of Hannah Montana's Rockstar which sucks)
Sometimes I'll order more nachos at Taco Bell because I'm so hungry. Sometimes I'll eat all my noodles with my best friends at Teppan Restaurant. Guess I eat too much, overfill blowup, but I'm still hungry fill up my tummy. On the outside looking so fat, on the inside food is all that. I'm a pizza freak, I love chicken feet, my mom makes the best spaghetti. Three banana splits not enough, can't you see that I need poptart, I might even be a FATSTAR. (I might even be a FATSTAR.) Sometimes when I go to Macaroni Grill I want to eat the whole restaurant. Then I'll confess that there's something special about the food well what is it. Is it the chicken, is it the pasta, is it the shrimp, well I don't really care. As long as i get to eat, the food that contains meat. I'm a pizza freak, I love chicken feet, My mom makes the best spaghetti. Three banana splits not enough, can't you see that I need potart. Imight even be a FATSTAR. (I might even be a FATSTAR.)
Monday, February 14, 2011
Hey people
people who just visited the website tell your other friends that we have a website (temporary) and we want it to be famous
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Play Games
You can play TETRIS with this website. Click on the URL.http://www.tetrisfriends.com/games/Marathon/game.php?ref=from-homepage-ad OR: COPY PASTE IT.
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